Edmund: No, Sir. Ebeneezer: Yes, indeed you do. By Holly on 9 Dec 2020 • ( Leave a comment) Each week, we will be taking an in depth look at some of the best sitcoms and comedy shows from both the UK and the USA. [slams the door] Baldrick: [shocked] Oh, Mr B! He speaks with a ridiculous accent.]. Pig wiggywiggywiggywiggywiggywiggywoo!”, Ebeneezer: [takes the pudding] Thank you. Got him with my subtle plan! [to Ebenezer] Felicitous compliments of the gorging season to you, sir. Blackadder : Quiz Questions This category is for questions and answers related to Blackadder, as asked by users of FunTrivia.com. Victoria: [charmed] My dear little hobgoblin… Here is our Royal Seal. Edmund: [mutters to Granny] [?????? [gives wishbone to Baldrick]. Seasonal comedy special. 25 December 2020 Ruben Glenfarclas. Blackadder’s Christmas Carol is now a firm Christmas TV viewing favourite with UK and worldwide audiences. Do I hear the voice of a darling little cherub at the window? If he eats any more heartily, he will turn into a pie shop. Series 1-3 were all shown pre-watershed and, given it was shown during the World Cup, some episodes of Blackadder II, including Beer, went out at 7.15 which seems demented. and my God-daughter, Millicent! Find out when Blackadder's Christmas Carol is on TV. Spirit: Horrible, eh? Ebeneezer: Oh, dear… old people today, eh? Are you as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University? You have found Georgy-Porgy, your handsome prince! He’s sickeningly good Blackadder! "Blackadder's Christmas Carol", broadcast in the same year, is easily my favourite of the bonus episodes. Oh my god!!! That is until the Spirit of Christmas shows up and introduces him to the ways of his loathsome ancestors. Elizabeth: I ought to block up the chimneys, burn all the crackers, and kill anyone I see carrying a present. Ebeneezer: So: one way, it’s glory everlasting; the other, it’s wearing Baldrick’s posing pouch! The Blackadder: The Queen of Spain’s Beard: We staged an episode from the very first series of Blackadder set in Medieval times. Blackadder’s Christmas Carol is still pretty funny, and is a worthy inclusion on the set. Ebeneezer: [complying, reluctantly] Oh, dear innocent Mr Baldrick…. I really must be off… [stands up, but Ebenezer grabs his arm], Ebeneezer: I’d love to see Christmas Future…, Spirit: No no no no no no no no… It’s terribly melodramatic…, Spirit: All right… [wiggles his fingers a bit and makes a reluctant “Nyeu” sound], [Scene changes to the distant future. Ebeneezer: No, Baldrick — leave them out in the snow until I get dressed. Prince: Yeah, I can imagine him — excellent fellow. Christmas 2020 supermarket opening times for Sunderland Sainsbury's, Tesco, ASDA, Morrisons, ALDI, Lidl and Co-op Food 4 Chanel and family help Christmas be a merry one for heart-op children like her Greetings to you on this merry Yuletide Eve. Here: seventeen pounds, then. [looks at Ralph] …and she seems to have brought the fish course with her. ... 21st December 2020, 3:03 pm. Boy: A penny for Christmas cheer, sucker — I mean sir? Blackadder: Majesties, I give you this much greeting [he puts his hand to his forehead and lets it drop straight back down]. Bernard is on a raised platform behind Asphyxia, and is just a head with a huge life-support system. Any last requests, Blackadder, before I chop your block off and put it on top of the crimble tree? For Elton (The Young Ones, Happy Families, Blackadder), this will be the first new episode of Upstart Crow on television since Series 3 concluded back in December 2018 with the second of the series’ two holiday programs. Ebeneezer: Oh, dear… Ill-conceived love, I should warn you, is like a Christmas cracker: One massively disappointing bang, and the novelty soon wears off. Ebeneezer: [making sure his earmuffs remain in place] Yes, jolly good. After a genial spirit shows the benevolent Ebenezer Blackadder visions of his unscrupulous ancestors, he resolves to mend his generous ways. Give it a little pull! Even if you think bringing Blackadder back is a good idea (even after the perfect, heart-wrenching ending of First World War satire Blackadder Goes Forth), that treatment won’t work. The sitcom was just a few weeks into a run of a new West End stage adaptation when the covid-19 outbreak forced the closure of theatres in March this year. Digitally remastered version. [motions where it is]. Baldrick: “A Merry Messy Christmas”? Edmund: Right, Balders… [puts sack on a chair] I’m sick of getting no presents and the Prince Regent getting the lot, so this is the plan: We play our traditional game of charades, and, when he gets bored and asks for a story, you come out here [lifts the sack up a bit], stick the dress and the hat on, and then knock on the door. Ahead of the occasion, we pay tribute to its array of memorable quips, insults and one-liners. You should watch it, because it will warm your heart. By the way — I forgot to mention: When you were out there… [the violin is now replaced with spooky noises] …there was this enormous ghostly creature coming here saying, “Beware! See, we hadn’t been able to get any real sheep, so we had to stick some wool–. Elizabeth: Oh, good! While the angel’s singing “Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Mankind,” Jesus scampers across and tries to get one of the sheep to give him a piggyback ride! And, now, Blackadder, what have you got me? Spirit: Maybe… Maybe… But would you be happy? Ebeneezer: I’ve made you… [takes his hand out] …a fist. Thank you, Ma’am. Comedy and Music run through my veins and I love writing about them both, I adore interviewing acts and always on the lookout for something new! Melchett: No — Aylesbury’s quite far enough. Charles Dickens' classic tale of kindness, truth, and virtue is completely ruined by having a member of the Blackadder family involved. Ebeneezer: [calls after her] …and my best wishes to your massive offspring! Ebeneezer: Not bad, Mr Baldrick. The Blackadder: The Queen of Spain’s Beard: We staged an episode from the very first series of Blackadder set in Medieval times. How can I be merry when we are so poor we shall have nothing to eat on Christmas Day? The complete Blackadder’s Christmas Carol full script is below. [has a realisation, rushes to the tree, and begins unwrapping something] …which is why I have bought you this surprise nutcracker — Damn… Damn…. Taking the traditional Dickens story, and giving it a Blackadder twist, the moral of Christmas still comes through. There weren’t any more children, so we had to settle for a dog instead. Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party, Miranda Richardson – Blackadder Appearances and Roles, Rik Mayall Blackadder – All his appearances including the specials, The 10 Best Blackadder Episodes | Blackadder Quotes, Blackadder – 5 of the most romantic moments. Orphan [1 or 2? Ebeneezer: [returning from the back room] Baldrick, what did I tell you I’d do if you didn’t slam the door in the faces of these scrounging loafers? Ebeneezer: Cork it, Fatso! Baldrick: ‘Spot’. Perhaps one of the funniest, is the Piggy Christmas … In the Christmas special of 1988, however, Edmund is now known as Ebenezer Blackadder, for obvious reasons…. Albert: Surely you must have something… What about a goose? What have you made for me, Mr B? Bring forth the gift with which you honour me. Starting out good, Blackadder ends up being bad! Husbands tutti: Hail Queen Asphyxia, Supreme Mistress of the Universe. Millicent: [quickly snatching it from his hands] Oh, thanks. This high infant-mortality rate is a real devil when it comes to staging quality children’s theatre. Long-time readers know what a big fan I am of Rowan Atkinson’s work – especially his Blackadder programs. Something of a triumph, I think — you must be the first person ever to spell ‘Christmas’ without getting any of the letters right at all. Good day. Nursie: Pity about this, Tinkywink. Ebeneezer: Ah, how right you are, Baldrick. Blackadder Christmas Special. The round hasn’t in fact started yet. Ebeneezer: [from outside the main door] Humbug! Spirit: Erm… Heavens! Well, that’s not bad, I suppose. Residents will not be allowed to leave their hometowns on Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Year’s Day A triumph! I haven’t got anything for you. Series 1, Episode 1 Unrated CC SD. Related quizzes can be found here: Blackadder Quizzes There are 134 questions on this topic. I’ve got four hauntings and a scare-the-bugger-to-death to do before morning. Christmas TV guide and listings 2020: What’s on and when – Series, films and specials on over the Christmas period Must-watch films, dramas, comedy and kids shows on TV this Xmas season on BBC, ITV, Channel 4, NOW TV, Sky Cinema, Netflix, Prime Video and BritBox. Ebeneezer: Those last two were particularly satisfying — it felt just like having a go at the real Queen and Prince Albert. [stands, puts an arm around Ebenezer] Picture it: Quiet evenings in your hovel alone; a Bible; your own turnip! You know you want to! It’s a novelty death warrant, and you give it to a friend. Edmund: [gives in] Oh, God… [he pulls the cracker as Baldrick winces in anticipation of the crack, but there’s only a little squeak] Yes — terrifying. Um, fancy a castle? [Scene changes to a room in Buckingham Palace. Kind of! Pigmot: Plus, Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies? Are we ready yet, Sir? Ebeneezer: Ah, excellent, excellent. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. You have most pleasantly wibbled my frusset pouch. The Black Adder is the worst of the four series although it's not terrible. Since appearing in Blackadder… [shakes Ebenezer’s hand] Spirit of Christmas; how do you do. [lifts the portrait and prepares to leave]. [Forty minutes later, in the front room, Baldrick stands by the door as Ebenezer finally comes downstairs, dressed. [enters, holding a bag of candies] [holds out the bag, in offering] Humbug, Mr Baldrick? Bring her in! Luckily, you’re here to cover up the shortfall, Mr Blackadder. Bring forth the gift with which you honour me. We have come to sing merrily and to make you a gift of a small pudding. Frondo: No matter, Supreme Marshall of the Smells. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. Thanks for all the prezzies…. What joy. Melchett will undoubtedly do the opposite of what I tell him, go and get an enormous present, give it to the Queen, and then [runs his finger across his neck and makes a quacky noise]. Edmund: Yes, well, you certainly will get it if you mess this up. Ebeneezer: Baldrick, it couldn’t have been the Queen; because, when she visits people, she leaves them her Royal Seal. [he shouts something in German] [He reaches down, to pick up something and starts unwrapping it.] Have a shufti at this! No matter if you love or hate Christmas. Scratchit: [crying] Oh, Mr Blackadder!!! Baldrick: Yeah… and the moment Jesus got a whiff of them, he’s away! Queen Victoria enters, followed by the chair-bearer (what’s the proper name for such an individual? Still, what a lovely thought it is: at this very moment, all over the country, from the highest to the lowest, through those charming plump folks somewhere in the middle, everyone is enjoying Christmas. Humbug! Ebeneezer: Ah, a fine city! Plot. ... 2020 Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 7 2020 Modern Family, Season 10 2019 Modern Family, Season 8 2017 Motherland, Season 2 2019 Come Fly With Me, Series 1 2010 More ways to shop: visit an Apple Store, call 0800 048 0408 or find a retailer. Ebeneezer: Mr Baldrick, if you >do< hang your sock out, Santa will be dead before he gets within a hundred yards of it! [lifts the portrait] Door. We have never been so insulted in our entire lives! Prince: Take all you want, Granny! The year is 1850, and Ebenezer Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson), a moustache shop owner, is “the kindest and loveliest man in all of England”. Best Scenes from Blackadder’s Christmas Carol. Baldrick: [confused] What, Mr Blackadder lives here? Door. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Prince: Yes, well, there’s that, I suppose. Prince: [he cries some more] Oh, my Satan’s Sausage, Bladder! As long as they’re happy…. Each week, we will be taking an in depth look at some of the best sitcoms and comedy shows from both the UK and the USA. Elizabeth: [demandingly] It’s not a present, is it? Ebeneezer: [from the back room] Ah, Beadle! Hell, I’m even an enormous fan of his more serious work in Full … Ebeneezer: However, if you want something for lunch, take this. London, 19th November : BritBox today announced content available throughout December 2020. Ebeneezer: He’s >not< a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Ebeneezer: Yes, but I thought you and I would be spoilt enough with the turkey and [picking up a bowl of nuts] this mountain of nuts we have. Ebenezer Blackadder is a decent, kind, generous human being - until he gets a glimpse of his loathsome ancestors. [looks at Baldrick, rather stunned]. Damn…. Strip away the outer layers of a fat git, and, inside, you’ll probably find a–. Is this the house of the great philanthropist and all-round softy, Ebenezer Blackadder? Ebeneezer: What are you hoping, Baldrick? Well, this is a nice change from all those skinflints. Baldrick is pouring a drink. Blackadder’s Christmas Carol: We visited the moustache emporium of Ebeneezer Blackadder, the most generous and kindest man in all London. [pause] Baldrick? That box of matches in your basket is just the thing I need. Spirit: Well, it depends, really. Frondo: To you, Blackadder — thrice-endowed Supreme Donkey of the Trouserpod — this much greeting [he raises a hand up to his forehead and lowers it with two and a half vertical waves]. Ebeneezer: Well, peel my tangerines! Baldrick! [looks at the portrait], Edmund: Oh. Edmund: Oh, you’re very generous, Sir. With Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, Miranda Richardson, Stephen Fry. BLACKADDER’S CHRISTMAS CAROL (1988) – My 11th Annual Christmas Carol-A-Thon continues here at Balladeer’s Blog! UK. Seasonal comedy special. Ebeneezer: Ah, good evening, sir and madam. or had found me a little fowl for Tiny Tom’s Christmas…? My name is Holly and I am the Editor of The Phoenix Remix. He is carrying a red sack.]. Edmund: Look, we’re getting confused; let’s start again, shall we? Elizabeth: [points at portrait, speaks demandingly] What’s that, Edmund? ‘The Pig & The Prig’ we call them. It’s got to be a specific book. [goes to the back room]. Edmund: I suppose it does. Oh well — another year without profit! Rowan Atkinson and the cast of the legendary comedy series Blackadder are back for a one-off documentary special this Christmas on BBC One. Prince: No, Blackadder, you swine! Blackadder’s Christmas Carol – 1988 The second of the one off specials the series produced sees Blackadder in the story of Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) with a twist. Edmund: Yes, but you seem to have one here, so, sorry to disturb you… [exits, leaving her baffled (Nursie just grins brainlessly)]. My leg hurts!” when he remembers to wouldn’t fool >Baldrickthat< quickly. Blairfindy 1963 (Blackadder Raw Cask) Merry Christmas! Prince: Absolutely, as long as it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land. Ebeneezer: Mrs Scratchit, Tiny Tom is fifteen stone and he’s built like a brick privy! Oh, ah! See more ideas about blackadder, british comedy, british sitcoms. Edmund: Good morning, Your Majesty. [reveals a crown; mutters to Edmund] You’re so painfully transparent, Blackadder. [turns to leave]. [goes over to Ebenezer] And — who knows? Ebeneezer: So, let’s get this straight: If I was bad, my descendents would rule the entire universe! Don’t you have any other socks? Ebeneezer: Oh, don’t worry about it, my dear fellow. Victoria: [knowing that Albert’s wrapping a present for her] What are you doing, Albert? Baldrick is dusting off a mustache which is on a stand.]. I welcome feedback on my quizzes. Ebeneezer: Well, indeed, indeed… and what of your little orphan charges? Ebeneezer: Yes — it’s for hitting [punches Baldrick in the face]… and what’s wonderful about it is that you can use it again [punch!] How would he react to visions of Blackadders past and future? Blackadder’s Christmas Carol – 1988 The second of the one off specials the series produced sees Blackadder in the story of Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) with a twist. What; good looking, [points at his wig] lovely hair perched on top of his head like an exceptionally attractive loaf of bread? Ebeneezer: Yes, although clearly quite a clever, charming pig. Weren’t the children upset? Melchett: Well, a devilish saucy wife would be fun. 10 questions, rated Tough. You know: when we disguise ourselves as common folk and go out amongst the people to reward the virtuous and the good…, Albert: Oh, yes! [gives his wallet to Ebenezer], Ebeneezer: Oh, splendid. [he returns to the Prince] So, shall I begin the Christmas story? Spirit: Och — did nobody tell ye? Edmund: I’m glad I saw you — I feel it only fair to warn you that the Queen has banned the Christmas, so I wouldn’t get her a present this year. However, in Blackadder Back & Forth (1999), Lord Blackadder and Baldrick’s time machine materializes in the middle of a space battle and it assumed that the space battle took place during Grand Admiral Blackadder’s time. [stands, goes to the bedside] What a pig! For instance, if it was The Bible, I would go like that [holding up two fingers] to indicate that there are two syllables in it…. Blackadder's Christmas Carol, a one-off episode of Blackadder, is a parody of Charles Dickens' 1843 novella A Christmas Carol. Shall I fling her from your door, Sir, saying that there is no room in our Christmas for a sad, virtuous, silver-haired, old, elderly angel like her? [while Baldrick is fetching it, he makes idle conversation, and speaks to Albert] Er, I detect from your accent, sir, that you are not from round here.. Albert: Ah, nein! Ebeneezer: As a matter of interest, what would happen in the future if >I< was bad? How would he react to visions of Blackadders past and future? Spirit: So you’re going to be a good boy, then? and look: [picking up things as she mentions them] a scarf and a pair of gloves to match! Albert: [not hiding his accent] …and we have heard many stories of your kindness and generosity. Baldrick: It’d be a lot more if you didn’t give away so much money to the poor. Good evening. Blackadder (Blackadder's Christmas Carol) on GOLD HD, Christmas Eve 11:35pm TV Guide UK TVguide.co.uk, Film, Soaps, Sports News, Freeview TV Guide, UK's No 1 … Victoria: You silly soldier! Watch: Blackadder’s Christmas Carol on BritBox. Ebeneezer: [returning inside] Che! Baldrick: Sorry, Mr B — I was just showing a sweet old granny to the door. By mash_freak. I caught him trying to cut down on his heating bills by using his John Thomas as a draught excluder! Spirit: Well, it’s all visions these days. [laughs as he and orphans leave], Ebeneezer: Well, yes, Mr Baldrick, but you mustn’t judge people from outward appearances. This month we are looking at a few Christmas feature length specials! Permalink tightrope78 UTV Newsline 15 November 2020 11:27am Victoria: Oh yes you are, you naughty German sausage! Edmund: Ah, there. [shuts the curtains] Gah, that woman’s about as subtle as a rhinocerous horn up the backside. Baldrick: Oh, thank you very much. Boy: Merry Christmas Eve, Mr Slackbladder — I mean Blackadder! Ebeneezer: [As he walks around the counter] Oh, pardon me, but, look, look, there must be something we can do… [points inside her basket] Ah! Victoria: Good evening. That bad, were they? Ebeneezer: But, but, so, what if I stayed good? Ebeneezer: [steps out, calling after Boy] Er, going to buy some cake and pie for yourself and your silver-haired mother? No! Baldrick: [looks at the penny while thinking, then speaks with confidence] Thirty-eight pounds, eight shillings, fourpence! 35 of Blackadder's most cunning quotes and one-liners. Spirit: Ah, you’re a great improvement on them all. [holds out the seal; Baldrick takes it and slowly kneels] We have come to present your master with fifty thousand pounds and the title of Baron Blackadder, for being the kindest man in England. I love the Gorbals! Blackadder's Christmas Carol. Take one of mine from the linen cupboard. Elizabeth: Yes… Maybe I was a little rash…. ], Ebeneezer: Oh, well, what luck! Ahead of the occasion, we pay tribute to its array of memorable quips, insults and one-liners. [he heads to the front, shop room] I dropped in on Mr Thicktwistle’s Garden Emporium, and, I think you’ll agree, got quite a bargain [he opens the front door and steps out to fetch something] on this special Christmas Twig. Ebeneezer: Don’t be ludicrous, Baldrick — what would the Queen be doing here? Christmas Eve, 1850. Scratchit: Ah, Mr Ebenezer… I was wondering if you had perhaps a little present for me…? [leaves]. Ebeneezer: Oh, I see… I’ve only got some of Nurse McCready’s Surgical Bruise Lotion. Orphan3: Do we get a Christmas treat now? Baldrick: Well, she’d come to visit you to reward you for being the nicest man in England, by giving you fifty thousand pounds and the title of Baron Blackadder. Elizabeth: Right! Being ruler of the universe is not all it’s cracked up to be — there’s the long hours… I mean, you wave at people the whole time… you’re no longer your own boss. Edmund: Oh, just what I’ve always wanted. for, tonight, you shall receive a strange and terrible visitation!” [the spooky noises stop suddenly] I just thought I’d mention it. Tell you what, Blackadder: that’s so brilliant, I’ll execute Melchett instead! TV The Best TV Episodes of 2020 Prince: No, let’s not, Blackadder. It is Christmas Eve 1850, and the kindly Ebenezer Blackadder spends the festive season being taken advantage of by his relatives, his neighbours and even Queen Victoria. [he raises the object; it fires a ray at the husbands, who are dematerialised; Asphyxia looks around, shocked] And now, Your Majesty, I must respectfully insist that you hand over to me the supreme command of the universe, sew a button on my spare uniform, and marry me this afternoon. Baldrick: [following Ebenezer] Well, I was a bit rushed. Asphyxia: No, wait! Of course! Here! 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